The Quest for Moonshrooms

My friends and I smoked some spice. It's similar to weed, but it's legal and it doesn't relax your muscles. It makes you think way too hard. I started to daydream after smoking and it brought me to a magical land called the Grox Fox. The dictator of Grox Fox was named Toxicle. He was shaped like a large icicle, much like a cone head, but just the head. He was a walking triangle with boots.  Toxicle had a miraculously large mustache, no other facial features. A triangle with a mustache and boots. The residents of Grox Fox were prunes. HUGE prunes, they were monstrous. They had eyes but that's it, they'd slide around on their bellies like wrinkly purple snails. Grox Fox was the only place on earth with a stairway to the moon. Toxicle told me that I could live in Grox Fox for free and eat for free for the rest of my life as long as I could bring him back a Moonshroom. A moonshroom is a very rare fungi that resides below the surface of the moon. After 15 long weeks of sprinting stairs that were terribly hard to climb because of the hundreds and hundreds of fat cats rolling down, I finally made it to the moon. Once I was there I realized that I forgot my shovel so I turned to head back down but the stairs were gone. A sign stood where the stairs were and it read "use your hands." So I did, I started shoveling moon rock up into the air until I was 3 feet down. I finally found one, a moonshroom, it was the most perfect mushroom I had ever seen. I gathered the moonshroom and the stairs reappeared. I moonwalked all the way down on the backs of hundreds of fat cats backwards. Toxicle was at the bottom of these stairs, he saw the moonshroom and gasped. He gasped a very triangle-like gasp. He told me to eat it right away, I asked him why, he said there was no time, so I did. I ate the moonshroom. It was the most orgasmic feeling, it made me so happy. I could feel my little man downstairs shoot towards the skies. Toxicle started to smell of peanuts, it was a very very strong smell of peanuts. The entire world started to smell of peanuts. I started to turn pruney, it was very strange. My hands started to turn purple. I was turning into one of those massive prunes. Not too long afterward I realized that Toxicle was nothing more than a santa claus candle, the moonshroom was a marshmallow. I found myself under my couch talking to a candle in my right hand, a bag of marshmallows in my left, I looked down to see my penis in a jar of peanut butter.